Evolution Guy

I came across hubpages accidentally while surfing the internet and was shocked to discover that there are people arguing against evolution for religious reasons.

I am not entirely certain what gives people the idea that they are qualified to have an opinion on evolutionary biology because they have read a religious book, but I hope to spend some time here helping to educate those people about evolution.

I am a biologist by trade and spent some 8 years studying for my degree. I would not say I am offended that religious people think I am a liar, but I hope to set the record straight.

I studied using time tested methods - meditation, prayer and rigorous introspection whilst reading up on Marx, Hitler, Lenin and all the other great evolutionists and finally got my degree awarded to me in Las Vegas at the Hotel California reception by Elvis Presley in 2005. The real Elvis - not some fake impersonator.

So - you can take my qualifications as impeccable by religious standards and hands down beat any backwoods religionists' bible study science degree by a massive order of magnitude.

As you may also have guessed - I am a sock puppet for a well-known Internet personality who no longer wishes to be visible. But still wants to have some fun mocking God's fan club in the forum threads they start.